{"product_id":"amethyst-creature-comforts-necklace-for-no-prob-llama","title":"Amethyst Creature Comforts Necklace for No Prob-Llama","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\"\u003eNo Prob-llama - Amethyst Necklace\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWhatever you're spiraling about right now - the text you sent, the thing you said, the group chat that's gone suspiciously quiet - a llama in very good glasses would like a word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis is not a metaphor. This is a llama, professionally bespectacled, informing you that the thing keeping you up tonight is, statistically, going to be fine. We can't promise that about everything. We can promise it about amethyst - the stone people have reached for since forever when their brain won't quit re-running the same three worries. It's the put-the-phone-face-down stone, the take-one-actual-breath stone. The card that comes with it is hand-drawn, a little retro, the llama looking entirely unbothered - which, frankly, is the goal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis one is for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone re-reading a text they sent four hours ago\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe friend who apologizes for things that never needed an apology\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhoever's currently catastrophizing about something that will, in fact, work out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou, at 11pm, phone brightness all the way up, doom-scrolling your own group texts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eHandmade and signed by a SoulKu mama maker in Asheville, NC. Part of the Creature Comforts collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat gemstone helps with stress and overthinking? Amethyst has long been considered a calming stone - traditionally used to quiet a racing mind and ease anxious energy, which is exactly the job we gave it here.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat's a funny gift for someone who's stressed or anxious right now? Something that makes them laugh \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e actually helps - this necklace does both, pairing a calming stone with a llama who is aggressively unbothered.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat does amethyst mean spiritually? It's associated with clarity, calm, and protection from anxious or scattered energy - a stone people have turned to for centuries to steady themselves.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat's a good gift for someone spiraling about something out of their control? Anything that gives them permission to put it down for a second. This is that, with a llama attached.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIs there jewelry that's funny but still means something? That's the whole idea behind this collection - a real gemstone with real meaning, wrapped in a joke instead of a lecture.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIs this handmade, and is it part of a limited run? Handmade and signed in Asheville, NC.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFive 6mm gemstones bookended by tiny raw brass heishi beads\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e18\" long with a stainless steel extender allowing it to be worn up to 20\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStainless steel lobster clasp\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStrung on Mighty Miracle Cord\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFSC Certified Card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"SoulKu","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44834045755485,"sku":"CRTR01","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0171\/7768\/files\/WhiteBoxAmethystCreatureComforts.jpg?v=1788457464","url":"https:\/\/soulku.com\/products\/amethyst-creature-comforts-necklace-for-no-prob-llama","provider":"SoulKu","version":"1.0","type":"link"}